Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me:/dinosaur screams/
View chat
  • 16 hours ago
  • 386048
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 4313
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 47542
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 340392
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 752

Just made some BOMB ASS EGG SALAD yo

View text
  • 1 day ago
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 1635
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 458730

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 10975
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 163722
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 20968
View photo
  • 3 days ago
  • 1791
x